Making Fun of Brats One Day At a Time

3:05AM - ..

AUGH. I have a feeling I'm going to go to sleep around 4 AM with Stan/Kyle slash filling my head. O_O

12:40AM

I'm so confused. I'm dying to be liked, a part of something, POPULAR, in 7th grade. But then everyone keeps warning me that it's not worth it. Popular girls are just snobs and I shouldn't waste my time and unique girls have much better lives. But then I see popular girls and they're just so happy. My opinion changes literally every second.

11:55AM

WTF, I HAVE YIM.
lollerskates

9:27PM

Is anyone on MSN right now? I have about another half hour and then around midnight to talk. :) I'm kind of the psycho bitch whose mom doesn't let her talk to strangers. *eye roll*
OMG FIRST TIME I'M HAPPY IN A LONG TIME! 8D
Wow, that's the first time I used that smiley. And I'm kind of jealous too; my friend has a new friend with this secretly evil girl, Brianne. O.O Yup, it's as weird as being named after a fruit (*coughcoughOrangeo.0coughcough*)

5:19PM

I wish I could talk to one of my LJ friends without just commenting. D; I really need to talk to someone.. *wishes I were Jolty or someone so I could have friends to talk to online*

8:46PM

Lately, this is how basically all my conversations with my friend go:
either:
1. Me: So, anyway..
Her: *sighs happily* I looooooove Connor! :D
Me: >.> would you stop??
Her: D:< Well, this is what you were like when you liked Dalton! blablablablarantrantrant!!
Me: oh noes. -_-
or
2. Me: *random thing*
Her: *sigh* I hate it here.
Me: pshhh, you've been here less than a year. Try 11 years.
Her: Since I moved, everything's changed.
Her: I don't want to live in Utah anymore.
Her: I don't want to go to school anymore either.
Me: eeeeeeemmmmmmmoooooo. :O
Her: *insert more oh noes complaining here*
Her: I want to move back to California.
Me: NO! I have no idea what I'd do without you here. DX
Her: omg, I hate my life. I'm moving back to CA the next chance I have.

How fucking annoying. She complains about absolutely EVERYTHING and expects me to pity her. And she also says dumb stuff like "No one cares about me", "No one likes me", and "I just don't belong here." Or she tells me these little stories about how she's "never fit in with girls". Does she realize she's moaning about everything in her life when people ENVY her?
What the hell does she think; people are going to join her little pity party if she does this all the time? NO. People are going to get really annoyed.
So STFU if you just want everyone to avoid from throwing things. ;3

2:36PM - IS EVERYONE IN LOVE??!!

shit, I'm depressed. >_< as the 1 or 2 people who actually read this know, the last couple entries have been emo as hell.
Is the whole world but me in love?? Both my friends have crushes, my little brother has a "girlfriend" (HE'S EFFING EIGHT) and all my online friends have online/irl boyfriends and girlfriends, it seems (Jolty and Deretto, Nidokingu and Butterfree, etc.). And all of them are completely obsessive. Am I the only one who's NOT in love? (and it DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT CLAIM YER ANTI-LOVE ANYWAY, CHLOE.) Shit, my friend told me I need someone reeeeaaaaaaaaallll bad. YOU DON'T NEED A BOY/GIRLFRIEND IN FUCKING SIXTH GRADE AND BELOW. And I was in love for five years, and that broke my heart. I don't intend to fucking go back.

4:35PM

WHAT THE HELL? AARGH. Rant.. and crap. Why the hell do other people have boyfriends and not me? -_- I don't think anyone even likes me. I mean, some random effing idiot called Tucker (he's my friend's ex-"boyfriend") asked me to be his online girlfriend.
Yesterday I found out it was probably just to prove how easy he could get a boyfriend. ARGH, BITCH.
I think I'll stop signing this now. :/

10:43AM - Feh

Currently obsessed w/ these bands:
They Might Be Giants
The Killers
U2
Barenaked Ladies
Death Cab For Cutie

*sigh* Today's my birthday party. And my friend says she has a cold. >.

9:42PM - DX

*breaks down crying like crazy*

7:43PM - Meh.

*sits* *feels horrendously embarrased* Does anyone even read this thing anymore? >.>
Er, yeah, it's my birthday tomorrow. Go me. =/
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

7:56AM

Bah, I think I'm gonna start lurking on TCoD. ._. No offense. It used to be my second home, and Butterfree and Nidokingu and all the mods and members are great, but it's become just not much fun anymore for me. I tried coming back, but things aren't the same and I don't think they'll ever be that way.
...
Why am I writing this when Butterfree and Nidokingu are on my friends list?
...
No idea.
...
Either way, don't take this personally, guys.
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

9:16PM - w00t

80% of the people in this world are bitches. Including my friend.
So I say,
Burn in hell, bitches. >:D
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

8:15PM - Whoa.

I'm FINALLY back. I actually lost my password for a while. T_T
I've become a My Little Pony collector. =DDD
My eyes are burning... can't write much more now...
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

12:22PM - Faaaaaaaaaaaa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! Who missed me?? *oh noes teh silencey goodness* Oh, no one missed me even a little?? *more of teh silencey goodness*
YAY I'M UNLOVED!! =D
I got on PAINFUL elastic bands on my teeth yesterday. =O OMG, THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Gawdhuggityduggityhuggleduggles!! I get 10 bucks if I clean my room today! =D Then I'll have almost twenty bucks total! *little stupid dance* Fweeeeee.

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiister SUNSHINE!!"--Quote from Unlucky in a Tin Can

5:26AM - THIRD GRADE DALTON GREW UP TO BE A BABE SIXTH GRADE DALTON

If You Ruled the World: by oomarilynmonroe
Username
national religion	Jane BuddhistMuslimCatholicJewishProtestantAtheistAgnostic"yourname"ism!SexismAdult SwimismWiccaPaganismTarantinoism
Type of Government	CommunismDemocracyFacismAnarchy(I know this doesn't exactly make sense)RawlsismFuedal SystemMonarchy
How you take over	You are voted into powerYou lead a millitary uprisingYou lead a slave uprisingYou string together a post apocalyptic societyYour father was king
You would name it
You would overthrow	tailsythehermit
Your second in command would be	ladynidoqueenu
Your sex slave is	da_cable_gal
Commander of the military:	lordnidokingu
Put to death for insubordination	espumbrew
Figure head in the puppet government	numbah6
You are overthrown by	chaomeythechao
Quiz created with MemeGen!

What the crap, that quiz did not even have "Cristian" as a religion. (Oh God, if the maker of the quiz is reading, no offense, you're cool!)

OMG, Dalton has THE largest stinking tongue. It goes down to almost the tip of his chin. Plus he is so adorably random. He put hand sanitizer on his hands, smelled them deeply, smelled his feet, scowled, and stuck his freakish tongue out.
DALTON ROCKS!!!!

Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

P.S. I am sooo tired. I barely got 5 hours of sleep, and woke up at 4 AM. So I just read the AMAZING The Princess Diaries until Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi came on at 5:30.

P.P.S. If I find a picture of Dalton, I'll post it. However, it's of his 3rd grade back, so...

8:23AM - Isis was NOT real, so why must 6th graders learn about her???

ZOMG, I was reading through my friends' entries. Emo, emo, hyperness, emo, quizzes, South Park... and one LONG FLIPPIN' ENTRY BY DA_CABLE_GAL. Seriously, my eyes are burning. ~(O.O)~<------ lil emoticon I made up. XD
I am a vegetarian now. And my parents try and FORCE-FEED me turkey. People sometimes ask me how I can stop. About a week ago, I just had an epiphany and... that was it. I quit cold Tofurkey. (Har, har, lil pun there...)
I am so overly obsessive today! I took like 3 and a half hours trying to prove to my brother that he is not better at me on Pokemon Stadium 2 mini-games. And I used up 2 hours searching through 3 different search engines and about 2,000 websites looking for a full stupid download of "Double Trouble".
BTW, does anyone besides me notice that on the NEW POKEMON SEASON YO <333 it has RUKARIO on the theme song??? And ZOMG, is that... POKEMON XD on the Game Crazy cardboard cut-out?? Apparently during my hibernation, they finally bring forth this stuff into the minds of American children? (And adults?) YAY FOR HIBERNATION.
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

6:23AM - BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

Byron is a bleeping PERVERT. He always talks about Pokemon sex and the other day he was like STRIPPING for me. And he's barely in 2nd grade.
>:D I am happy though, because the other day, when my friend Maria LAUGHED AT ME all bratty, I told her to shut up. And I gave Byron my homemade flip-off signal when he kept yelling at me. And Dalton said that this girl who likes him and I hate, Baylee, sucks. I am a demented little child. ^.^

My dad sucks. He always screams, "F***!!!" loudly at the computer when we are in earshot, smokes smelly cigars, and yesterday I decided to be a vegan but he practically force-fed me turkey roast "or else I could just go to bed".

12:57PM - COUGHING MUST DIE.

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

Rock on.

You Are 55% Addicted to Blogthings

You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent. So what if you know your personality type by heart? And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack... There are people much worse off than you!

By the way, what the heck is a "school"?
Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101

4:35AM - Kill makers of hand sanitizer that smells like boiling pistachios!

If anyone explains to me exactly why little brothers were invented, you win 90 free Smarties pops! (All I can afford. Luckily, they're 10 cents.) Mine brought his snotty 2nd grade friend over and they kept insulting me and yelling at me for asking to play Connor's Spongebob game.
And I couldn't even find my Pokemon CD, so my craving to hear "Team Rocket's Rockin'" was unsatisfied.
And now my homework even smells like Dalton. (The guy I like, all you curious readers, which may just be 2 or 3 people at most.) Hot guy. Bad smell. He smells kind of stale, like old cologne with strawberry melon hand sanitizer mixed in.

Sincerely,
Katrina
Krissa
PokeGirl101
P.S. Does anyone notice how the announcer guy on Pokemon Stadium 2 sounds EXACTLY like Tracey?? Spooooooooooooky...

P.P.S. All hurricane comments will be accepted. I have heard them nonstop for the past few weeks, and that nerve in my brain that controls my fierce desire to maul people who make fun of my name has been temporarily shut down.